By Prince Golez
Presidential Spokesperson Harry Roque is not only smart, but can also be funny. He claimed.
On his Facebook page on November 20, Roque posted photos of him holding a paper with pick-up lines in it.
“Hindi lang ako matalino sa libro, marunong din ako gumawa ng biro. #kalmaAkoLangTo,” he wrote as a caption.
As of 1:30 p.m., the post generated over 1,000 comments and 7,000 shares.
Here’s a look at some of Roque’s pick-up lines:
*Ang mga manloloko hindi basta basta nauubos, pero kaming mga seryoso, konting konti na lang.
*May mga tao talaga na bigla na lang nagiging paniki, kapag inutusan mo laging sagot sayo, ‘Ba’t ako’.
*Mamatay matay ka na sa selos, hindi naman pala kayo.
*Pahingi naman ako ng papel. Papel sa buhay mo.
*Anong pinagkaiba ng loyal sa faithful eh pareho namang ako yun.
*Tandaan: Pwedeng kiligin, pero bawal mag-assume.
*’X’ minsan letra, madalas mahal mo pa.
*Nung makita kita na-lowbat ako. Na-lowbat first sight.
*National Anthem ka ba? Kasi tuwing naririnig ko ang boses mo, napapahawak ako sa dibdib ko.
Source: Latest Politics News Today (Politics.com.ph)
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